A selection of custom bots built for real, specific problems. Each one designed, shipped, and handed off with documentation. Scroll through and see what they actually do— not just what they're called.
Starting at $500 · flat fee, one-time per bot · scoped on the call.
Rainmaker
A trained AI agent that absorbs the same questions your team has answered a thousand times.
Support drowned in repeat tickets — most of them already answered in pinned threads nobody reads.
Trained on the entire server history. Answers in seconds, escalates to a real ticket only when it should.
~90% of common questions resolved before a human ever sees them.
How do I connect my wallet to the dashboard?
Open Settings → Integrations, click Connect Wallet, then approve the signature request in your browser extension. The dashboard syncs within ~30 seconds.
Role Pal
Knows exactly which partner brought every new member in — and tags them on the way through the door.
Affiliate-driven servers had no way to attribute new joins to the partners who sent them.
Tracks every invite link. The moment someone joins, Role Pal assigns the right role, logs the source, and pings the partner.
Clean attribution. Zero manual tagging.
Welcome maya.k 👋
creators-program-q2Sticky Notes
Every resume in one place — sorted, scored, ready to shortlist.
Resumes scattered across DMs, threads, and a Notion table nobody updated. Hiring managers gave up.
A single /apply command captures the resume, parses it, scores it against the role, and posts it to a private hiring channel.
Recruiters stopped chasing files and started actually reviewing them.
Role-fit score [█████████████ ] 84%
Selene
A specialist AI that actually knows Shopify, Meta Ads, and the rest of the digital marketing stack.
Generic AI bots gave generic answers. The community needed something that could talk benchmarks and ad creative.
Selene is fine-tuned on marketing playbooks. It answers in numbers, not platitudes, and explains the why.
What's a healthy CTR for a cold Meta ad in DTC fashion right now?
Healthy range is 1.4 – 2.1% based on Q1 2026 cohorts. > Above 2.5% — usually means a narrow audience or unusually strong UGC creative. > Below 0.9% — almost always creative fatigue, not a bidding problem. Median for established DTC fashion brands sits around 1.7%. Top decile (~3.4%+) is almost always tied to founder-led video creative. _Sources: Meta Ad Library, plus 2 internal benchmark sets._
A Logger
A receipt for every admin action — searchable, time-stamped, owner-attributed.
Mod actions happened, then nobody could remember who did what. Clients asked for an audit trail. There wasn’t one.
Watches every command starting with `$`. Logs actor, target, reason, and timestamp into a private read-only channel.
$ban @scam-promo reason: phishing link in #general
Rolevia
Onboarding is a quiz. Pass it, get the role. Skip it, stay locked out.
Members joined, ignored the rules, and went straight to causing chaos. Read-only verification wasn’t enough.
Rolevia gates access behind a short quiz. Right answers = role + access. Wrong answers = a second chance, not the front door.
Pick one to continue.
BitBot
Daily price polls that turn lurkers into participants — and give you exportable sentiment data.
Crypto communities loved arguing about price but had no structured way to track who was right.
Polls scheduled daily. Members vote, BitBot scores accuracy over time, and the leaderboard exports cleanly to CSV.
Pick a range. Accuracy is tracked on the leaderboard.
> $72k [██████ ] 38% $68k – $72k [███████ ] 41% $64k – $68k [██ ] 14% < $64k [█ ] 7%
Ascend
Lessons unlock in order. No skipping, no overwhelm, no half-finished cohorts.
Course communities dumped every module at once and watched 80% of the cohort drop off in week one.
Ascend gates lessons sequentially. Members earn the next one by completing the last. Progress is visible to everyone — including the instructor.
3 of 8 lessons complete. Lesson 4 unlocks once you submit module 3.
Cohort progress [██████ ] 38%
Registration Verifier
Email-gated access. Real customers in, scrapers out.
Premium channels were getting flooded by alts and scrapers. CAPTCHA gates didn’t cut it.
Verifier checks the email against your customer list, sends a one-time code, then grants premium roles only on success.
Code sent to [email protected]. Reply in this DM with the 6-digit code within 10 minutes.
Raid Master
Plans the raid, tracks who showed up, and rewards the people who actually carry.
Gaming guilds had spreadsheets for events, a different doc for points, and a third for rewards. Nothing matched.
One bot, one source of truth. Raid Master schedules, RSVPs, scores points, and pushes rewards based on actual participation.
Roster [███████████ ] 70%
Scheduler
Schedule once, post forever — across every server you run.
Teams managing multiple Discords copy-pasted the same announcements at the same times every week.
Schedule a message once. Choose channels, servers, repeat rule. Scheduler posts on the dot and logs every send.
Activity Logger
A daily readout of who’s actually showing up — and which channels are dying quietly.
Server health was a vibes-based guess. Founders wanted a number.
Posts a clean morning report: DAU, messages, top channels, retention curve. Exports to CSV for the weekly review.
WAU vs target [████████████ ] 78%
RemindBot
Closes the silent tickets without losing the loud ones.
Tickets opened, members went silent, and the queue piled up with people who already moved on.
After 24h of inactivity, RemindBot pings the member politely. Another 24h of silence and the ticket auto-closes — with a reopen button.
Hey @maya — checking in 👋 still need help with this, or all good? If we don’t hear back, this ticket will auto-close in 24h.
Kajabi Sync
A course purchase on Kajabi turns into the right Discord role within seconds.
Course creators ran webinars on Kajabi and a Discord on the side — and spent Monday mornings manually granting access.
Listens to Kajabi webhooks. Matches by email, assigns the role, posts a private welcome, and revokes when the subscription lapses.
React Notify
A custom emoji is now a real notification — straight to the people who need it.
Founders wanted to be tapped on important messages without being @-mentioned in every channel.
Define a reaction → recipient mapping. When the emoji lands on a message, React Notify DMs the right people with full context.
We should ship the mobile beta to the top 50 power users next week — they’re asking daily.
DM sent to @daniel-founder — 🚨 reaction added on a message in #ideas.
> *"We should ship the mobile beta to the top 50 power users next week..."* — @kira.s
Disgram
One conversation, two platforms. Telegram and Discord finally on the same page.
Half the team lived on Telegram, the other half on Discord. Important context died in whichever app you weren’t in.
Bidirectional sync. Messages, edits, deletes, and replies flow both ways — with author identity preserved on both sides.
Pushing the staging build now — should be live in ~3 min.
Pushing the staging build now — should be live in ~3 min.
Got it — I’ll smoke test the auth flow as soon as it’s up.
Got it — I’ll smoke test the auth flow as soon as it’s up.
Bring the problem. I'll come back with a scope, a price, and a build timeline. Most bots ship in 2 – 3 weeks.
- Scoped to your exact requirements
- Source code + full handoff docs
- 24/7 hosting recommendations
- Free fixes for 30 days post-launch
- No platform lock-in
- Optional managed hosting